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Blues Griess Refuses to Support Hockey Fights Cancer Night

St. Louis Blues goalie Thomas Greiss made waves across the NHL last night when he refused to wear a pink Hockey Fights Cancer jersey during warm-ups. Citing his religious belief

NFL Bans Tackling Quarterbacks

In a surprise move, the National Football League changed their rules to no longer allow defensive players to tackle quarterbacks. The changes come as the NFL has consistently limited the amount of contact with quarterbacks allowed over the past 15…

Tom Brady Slays Immortal, Able to Play Another 400 Years

In a late night duel outside of Raymond James Stadium, Tom Brady defeated Vladislav Dipderkinski to claim Dipderkinski’s powers. Brady, known to most as an NFL superstar, is also a 650 year old immortal participating in a global competition among…

Justin Fields Takes Out Restraining Order Against Bears O-Line

Chicago Bears quarterback Justin Fields filed a restraining order against his entire offensive line in Cook County Circuit Court. The filed petition noted that Fields fears for his health and safety due to the action of his linemen, and believes…

Cubs Fans Still Ok with Gate To Hell Created by 2016 Title

A recent poll of Chicago Cubs fans discovered that 94% feel the gateway to hell that opened on November 2, 2016 is still worth the Cubs winning the World Series. The gateway, opened due to so many simultaneous deals with…

FIFA Changes World Cup 2026 Host to Iran as a Reward For Abuse

In a dramatic shift, FIFA today announced the 2026 World Cup, that had been awarded to a joint bid from the United States, Mexico, and Canada, was being moved to Iran. FIFA officials indicated the change was in response to Iran’s violent crackdown on protests in the country

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