NFL Divisional Playoff Round Predictions (based on the Zodiac sign of the starting QB)
Most importantly, our predictions based on the zodiac sign of the starting QB got 4 out of 6 right. Even that is misleading, however, since Dak Prescott is a Leo like Tom Brady.
NFL Wildcard Weekend Predictions (based on the Zodiac sign of the starting QB)
NFL playoff time is upon us! After a weird ass season that saw the defending champs play like chumps and all three Florida teams make the playoffs, we get the real drama. The entire sports world is pouring over stats,…
3 Ways to Fix the College Football Playoffs
The CFP appears to be heading toward a 12-team format, but that isn’t likely to solve most of the problems. The Big 10 and SEC are still going to hold all the power. Regular season games will mean even less, and there’s less reason to schedule meaningful non-conference games. Instead, here’s 3 better proposals for fixing the College Football Playoff.
Tua Tagovailoa Thinks He’s a Fire Truck, Cleared to Play
Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa has been cleared by Dolphins team doctors to play despite thinking he is actually a fire truck.
NFL Bans Tackling Quarterbacks
In a surprise move, the National Football League changed their rules to no longer allow defensive players to tackle quarterbacks. The changes come as the NFL has consistently limited the amount of contact with quarterbacks allowed over the past 15…
Tom Brady Slays Immortal, Able to Play Another 400 Years
In a late night duel outside of Raymond James Stadium, Tom Brady defeated Vladislav Dipderkinski to claim Dipderkinski’s powers. Brady, known to most as an NFL superstar, is also a 650 year old immortal participating in a global competition among…
Justin Fields Takes Out Restraining Order Against Bears O-Line
Chicago Bears quarterback Justin Fields filed a restraining order against his entire offensive line in Cook County Circuit Court. The filed petition noted that Fields fears for his health and safety due to the action of his linemen, and believes…