Cubs Try to Void Swanson Contract, Thought He was Real Estate
The Chicago Cubs have moved to void the contract of free agent shortstop Dansby Swanson after team ownership learned that Swanson is the name of a baseball player and not a property development.
Cubs Fans Still Ok with Gate To Hell Created by 2016 Title
A recent poll of Chicago Cubs fans discovered that 94% feel the gateway to hell that opened on November 2, 2016 is still worth the Cubs winning the World Series. The gateway, opened due to so many simultaneous deals with…