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World Cup 2022 Round of 16 Predictions (as chosen by a Magic 8 Ball)

The United States, on the other hand, rules and is led by Tyler Adams and Christian Pulisic. Adams, the George Washington of soccer studs, has turned the USMNT into one of the baddest groups of players in this tournament.

Justin Fields Takes Out Restraining Order Against Bears O-Line

Chicago Bears quarterback Justin Fields filed a restraining order against his entire offensive line in Cook County Circuit Court. The filed petition noted that Fields fears for his health and safety due to the action of his linemen, and believes…

Cubs Fans Still Ok with Gate To Hell Created by 2016 Title

A recent poll of Chicago Cubs fans discovered that 94% feel the gateway to hell that opened on November 2, 2016 is still worth the Cubs winning the World Series. The gateway, opened due to so many simultaneous deals with…

Three Professional Sports that Should Incorporate Fighting

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out! Some dumb boomer That dumb joke, beloved by boomers and corporate bros, inadvertently provides a truth about hockey that purists hate: causal fans love the fights. Humans are weird,…

FIFA Changes World Cup 2026 Host to Iran as a Reward For Abuse

In a dramatic shift, FIFA today announced the 2026 World Cup, that had been awarded to a joint bid from the United States, Mexico, and Canada, was being moved to Iran. FIFA officials indicated the change was in response to Iran’s violent crackdown on protests in the country